10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh … Be Happy Today!


JOKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

 

jokes to make you happy

 

1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

 

 

4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

 

 

7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called “Constipation”?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. lindasschaub says:

    I love riddles – they always make you smile!

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  2. Michele says:

    All of the jokes are great!!! I love fun jokes that are corny.

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