10 Logical Funny Jokes and Thoughts To Make You Think and Laugh!


LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!

They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!

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1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

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3- Why do people say β€œtuna fish” when they don’t say β€œbeef mammal” or β€œchicken bird”?

4- When you β€œbite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

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7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.

9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.

10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

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