10 Logical Funny Jokes and Thoughts To Make You Think and Laugh!

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LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!

 

They also call these kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT” to start your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier and live longer and prosper!

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1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

 

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3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

 

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7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.

9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.

10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

 

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10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh … Be Happy Today!

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JOKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

 

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1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

 

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4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

 

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7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called “Constipation”?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

 

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Do Not Bother Me … I Am Happy … Sleeping! Video #7

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GOATS BOTHER THE DOG WHEN HE IS SLEEPING LIKE AN ANGEL!

The goats can now say they have hiked the Great Pyrenees, can’t they?

 

LAUGHING IS FABULOUS! 😹😀😂😅🤣🎈💚

bother hahahaha

 

No amount of money can buy this carefree and peaceful life, until and unless one is at peace within oneself and one’s surroundings.

 

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6 Funny Quotes To Make You Happy !

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FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS!

They say that laughter is “the best medicine,” and as it turns out, there is some scientific truth to this assertion. Humor-associated laughter has numerous health benefits, for your mind and your body.

 

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There are more than a few studies that show a reduction of blood pressure after laughter, such as a 2017 study in the Journal of Medical Research, where 40 patients undergoing hemodialysis listened to CDs of comic shows for 16 30-minute sessions over eight weeks, and saw a decrease in blood pressure.

 

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I DON’T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT! 🙃 ☹ 😛 😂

 

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Good Night in 5 Funniest Ways and Quotes!

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GOOD NIGHT IN MANY WAYS!

Laughing is good for making your heart healthy, your brain smarter, so “optimize” your heart and brain with this sayings and quotes with a laugh! 

Though there is no time fixed to make fun, but if you do something funny before going to sleep probably it will be more effective and able to bring sound sleep.

 

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You may use these funny sayings and messages to make a funny good night wish to your desired one! 

These are wishes to make you and your dear one laugh out louder. Let’s check to find the best funny before bed wishes and share with your close friends, relatives, loved one.

 

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Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode!

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Sleep Tight!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more!

Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, nighty night my love.

 

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I wish I could be the moon. I would give anything to watch you sleep. Your beauty is unparalleled and makes the North star seem dim. May your dreams be wonderful and your rest be plentiful.

A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Night, Sweet dreams!

 

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Good Morning in 4 Funniest Ways!

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GOOD MORNING PEEPS!

Every morning you have two choices:

1- Continue to sleep with dreams … 

2- Or wake up and chase them!

 

Great day, hope, laughs, health and prosperity for all! You  can make it happen if you just try once more, and then a little more, once step at a time if you are tired (but do not give up). If you are full of energy: GO FOR IT GIRL/MAN! 

good morning

 

 

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Friday Humor Go Ahead Have a Laugh!

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Have you ever noticed that feeling of well-being after a good laugh? I have. I try to feel that way everyday. Sometimes when I’m riding my bike alone I make myself laugh remembering funny situations I might have experienced in the past. I laugh out loud, another cyclist might pass me by and notices I am having a good time. He laughs too and smiles. This happens pretty often, and I like it when people around me are happy too. It’s just right!

What’s laughter?

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I have my own AC unit. Just in case! 🤣

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Location, location, location!

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Whaaaaaaaat?!

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Monday of Humor, Laughs and Inspiration for a Stronger Better Life!

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“Laughter is the best medicine” quote has a lot of truth in it! Laughter certainly brings joy to our lives, improves cardiac health, lowers stress hormones, triggers the release of endorphins, and lots more, making us happier and thus healthier!

W T F !  

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Madness is a Wonderful Thing!

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Open 24 Hours?! hahaha

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Don’t Worry, Laugh!

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Haunted Hospitals with Horrible and Scary Stories for Halloween … BOO! 🎃

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Waverly Hills Sanatorium—Waverly Hills, Kentucky

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This sanatorium was designed to house tuberculosis patients and have the most cutting-edge treatment options the world had ever seen.

These days, it’s become known as one of scariest haunted hospitals in America—as well as one of the most haunted places in the country. Ghost hunters regularly report seeing shadow people, hearing disembodied voices, seeing objects move by themselves, and also seeing the ghost of a little girl who runs on the second floor.

Beechworth Lunatic Asylum—Beechworth, Australia

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Many people who go to Beechworth claim to feel a sense of dread in the shock therapy hall—or even feel poked by those ghostly residents of the haunted asylum.

However, there’s also a very sad side to this haunted asylum. Adults were not the only residents here, which is why many people claim to hear the sounds of children playing around the area. In fact, it’s not so uncommon for child visitors to be seen talking to invisible people—then claiming they were talking to boys who “lived there.”

Rolling Hills Asylum—Bethany, New York

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Considering that the insane were treated brutally during the 19th century, it’s unsurprising that many potentially sane people who were admitted ended up going crazy. Patients here were known to undergo torturous treatments and also be left barely clothed in the middle of winter.