Just Jokes…Have a Laugh or 2 on Funny Friday and Smile!

Funny jokes and laughter are truly the best medicine for your soul.

Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins.

 

BEAUTY AND TIME…DON´T GO TOGETHER

 

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A LOVING HONEST MOM

 

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CATS AND BOXES…WHAT´S UP WITH THEM, BOXES?

 

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ILLOGICAL OR IRONIC?…OK, JUST HILARIOUS?!

 

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10 Logical Funny Jokes and Thoughts To Make You Think and Laugh!

LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!

 

They also call these kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT” to start your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier and live longer and prosper!

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1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

 

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3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

 

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7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.

9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.

10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

 

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10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh … Be Happy Today!

JOKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

 

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1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

 

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4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

 

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7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called “Constipation”?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

 

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Happy Mothers Day to all Say it with Funny Quotes and Images

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FUNNY QUOTES AND IMAGES
To all my followers, readers, friends  and contacts who are mothers, I wish you have the best Mother´s Day, full of love, happiness and fulfillment, surrounded by your loved ones.

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In my family there are several mothers we celebrate today with much love, respect and admiration for everything they have done for the Castro-Pruitt-Schneider Family: my mother in law, my aunt, my daughter, and more. Gladly I am included in the celebration as a mother and grandmother as well, so I am looking forward to lots of hugs and kisses!

Even “bad children” love their Mummy (LOL)

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MOTHER IS A BEAUTIFUL WORD, ISN’T IT?

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FROM THE CASTRO-PRUITT-SCHNEIDER FAMILY, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL!

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